Comic Seven.

Click here for the comic!

_DT

So this is Christmas

Wow...just...wow!

This is everything I got:

One future Sonic Screwdriver. One Four port USB Hub TARDIS, one Sonic Screwdriver/Pen with a pad of Psychic paper, and a Dalek "EXTERMINATE" Shirt.
Two bakugan, with cards; One BIONICLE SKOPIO XV1, one LEGO SPACE POLICE: Galactic Enforcer. One 55 Million Year old Shark Tooth. One personalized Sled ornament. PSYCH Seasons One and Two and G-FORCE On DVD. One AVATAR Shirt, One AVATAR toy, One RPM Toy Sword, One TSUBASA RESERVOIR CHRONICLE Character guide (Vol 2) And Three Eraser Sticks.

That's about it.

_DT

WHO LIMITS SEARCHES TO THIRTY-TWO WORDS!!?

Google, Apparently.

Warnning, Ranting ahead! Proceede at Your Own Risk!

I was searching for "Sanctuary"'s Opening theme. The Tv Show, Sanctuary. I kept getting bogus results. So, I started deleting words from the search display. And deleting and deleting, and deleting until I get "Everything after BLANK Is ignored as we limit our searches to Thirty two Words." My List looked something like:

Sanctuary theme" -Kingdom -Hearts -fpsbanana -faulkner -facebook -Angel -calibur -fantasy -ut3 -wwe -karl -jenkins -wedding -martin -zelda

And Included MORE Than that. So, I Ask:

Which Gorram Hundan Came up with THE Oh So Bright idea TO LIMIT SEARCHES To THIRTY-Gorram-TWO words!!? Hmm? HMM?

Take a step forward, you Baka.

Go ahead, I won't bite.

*watches as everyone but one person takes a step back*

*Snags said person with the Blue Gravity Gun*

Now Listen Here, Mister. I am NOT Happy. Not One Bit. Do You Hear Me?

*Watches as the person shakes his head fearfully*

Good. Now Here's My Delema. I Want To Find The Opening Theme For Sactuary, The TV Show. Not "Sanctuary From Zelda" Not "Sanctuary from Kingdom Hearts" Not Some Random Guy's Lecture On Sanctuaries.

Just.

Plain.

Sanctuary.

Do You Understand? I Just want What I searched for. NOT random junk of the internet.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

*lets the person go*

I just can not understand WHY anyone would LIMIT a search to 32 words! I Didn't even FIND what I wanted. Limiting Search Engines to THIRTY-TWO Words is JUST NOT RIGHT!

Now, If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go cool down.

_DTC

Studying twisters.

Addendum: funny twisters.
[in russian] Tolstoy wrote "What Men Live By"

{normal}

Pearl Wore a Frill

Poe rang the bell.

Henry wrote the Rainy Day.

Gerard, God's Grandure.

Allways avoid alliteration.

When a Rhyme comes around it's a similar sound.

After the Battle, Victor Hugo wrote it.

Browning a Pied Piper.

Scott Lochinvar.

_DT

Dimensional Comics Vol2 Comic 25

major jump ahead, but, it's funny!

Confused Rahkshi is Confused.

_DT

REVIEW TIMEEEEE!!!!

Today, I am reviewing the Movie, "AVATAR" Which I saw in theaters today. I went to the 9 A.M. Showing, In "Real-D 3D" format. The movie itself is your basic "ex-Marine goes to and gets involved with the naitives" plot.

SPOILERS ABOUND:

The hero (Jake) awakes as his (space) convoy arrives on (Pandora), a moon/Planet in orbit around Toldemer {actually a gas giant}. We soon find out that Our Hero has arrived on a Military guarded Mining base/Research facility. What are they mining? Unobtainium. {serriously, it's called "Unobtainum"} What are they studying? The Humanoid, blue skinned, barely clothed, monkey tailed naitives. So, What's the problem? The Naitives' village is sitting on a huge deposit of the Stuff in question with mining. The Scientists plan on negotating with the naitives using "AVATARS", which are brain-dead bio-clones combining their intended host's DNA with that of the Average Naitive creature. Using a "Link Up" Device in the main base, one can take controll of their Avatar, as if they were that being, but more like a Video game. Our Hero, John, is the twin brother of the original intended pilot of his avatar, but, due to {generic gun related stuff}, the brother is dead, and the {wheelchair bound} hero is put in his place to sharing the same DNA. Lucky break, eh? Our hero goes on a research mission as an escort, but wanders off and gets lost in the jungle. He meets the Chief's Daughter, and gets to stay in the village, learning all of their ways. Chief's daughter and Our hero fall in love over the course of three months, then cue the conflict. Military dudes seem to think they're the better of the naitives, have no respect for nature, ect ect ect. Needless to say, Military vs. natives, with Avatars on the Naitive side, is a nearly equal fight. Casulties on both sides. But, regardless, Military and all the Humans, excluding a few select Avatar pilots, are shipped back to their dying world, and Everyone on Pandora lives happily ever after.

END SPOILERS!!!

I give this movie a full reccommendation. Go see it. "AVATAR", by James Cameron; get the game too, if you're that kind of person. Just get out and SEE this AWESOME movie!

_DT

Once upon a Time in new York City...

Anybody remember the movie "Oliver and Company"?

*smiles*

Yeah, I thought so.

I LOVED This movie as a kid, whenever it came on TV I watched it, whenever I wanted to, I'd watch the VHS tape. Correction, I STILL love this movie, it was one of THE defining movies of my Childhood. :) I still love it.

Random search for the opening of the movie. Sad, ain't it?

Another great song, "Why Should I worry? Why Should I care?", randomly googled.

_DT

"Dimensional Comics: Volume two: 'The Strangeness Of...' " Comic two!

That post at the bottom of the page, and more out of orderness.

_DT

Today is gonna be an URU Day!

TODAY IS GONNA BE AN URU DAY!

There are 360 days of Uru Exploration until work and life comes to end it, so the daily challenge for our exploration is findin' a good way to spend it...

LIKE MAYBE...

Drainin' the lake and filling it with chocolate pudding to swim in and eat!

Making an Xmas tree out of Bright orange cones

Or givin' a Bahro a shower!

*DAH DAH DAH DAH!*

Learning to fly, Jumping from Bahro Caves, Or Playing Myst 'Til you go comatose!

Surfin' on Shroomie's Back, Collecting Mysterious rings, Or drivin' The Laxman insane!

"SHARPER!"

This could possibly be the best day ever!

(This could possibly be the best day ever)

And the Ki-cast says that tomorrow will likely be a million and FIVE times better.

So make every second count, jump up, get out and panic link away!

And let’s make sure that in every possible way...

It's gonna be an URU day!

Crossin' a desert or Jumping a canyon

Or running down a mountain of jello!

Dancing on an Ayoheek Table

Or skydiving out of Kadish's Vault!

*DAH DAH DAH DAH!*

Creating Marker Missions, tossing a beach ball, or finding a portal through time!

Standing on thin air, bending linking rules, or kicking quabs into the water!

(Oh yeah!)

This could possibly be the best day ever!

(This could possibly be the best day ever)

And the Ki-cast says that tomorrow will likely be a million and FIVE times better.

So make every second count, jump up, get out and panic link away!

And let’s make sure that in every possible way...

It's gonna be an URU day!

(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)

Let's put out heads together and design a master age!

We may miss lunch, but I know that you'll understand...

We've got our Mission and some towers, Blank linking books, and desire

A pocket full of animal crackers, the manual on linking mechanics,

A backpack, and a compass, and a Ki picture that won't focus,

And a pile of writing pens, grab some Ink and away we go!

(Just Brilliant!)

This could possibly be the best day ever!

(This could possibly be the best day ever)

And the Ki-cast says that tomorrow will likely be a million and FIVE times better.

So make every second count, jump up, get out and panic link away!

And let’s make sure that in every possible way...

It's gonna be a URU day!

DTC's "Dimensional Comics: Volume two: 'The Strangeness Of...' "

Comic four is out. Click the title.

_DT

With a Santa on top!

POP!

My Lego Tree.

_DT

The Problem with Mashmellows...

Internet Backdraft. Just... Internet Backdraft.

Try anything on the Backdraft page, and you're bound for a burnnin'.

I dare you to NOT do anything on it. Double dog dare you. Serriously. DO. NOT. DO. IT.

_DT

THE PICKLE!!!

ONE DARK AND SNOWY NIGHT IN THE WESTERN UNITED STATES, SEVERAL URU EXPLORERS JOINED TOGETHER IN A CHAT ROOM TO TELL A TALE IN AN EVENT KNOWN AS "PICKLE." AND NO, IT WAS NOT STARTED BY WHILYAM "PICKLING" ALL THE TIME DURRING THE ROUND ROBIN EVENTS BACK IN SPOKEN WORD NIGHT.

THIS IS THAT TALE, SAVED AND RECORRED FOR ALL TIME BY ONE RANDOM EXPLORER IN THIS GRAND TALE. ALL EVENTS ARE FICTIONAL, AND ANY AND ALL RESEMBELENCES TO PERSONA, LIVING OR DEAD, IS EITHER COMPLETELY COINCIDENTAL, OR IS JUST PART OF THE STORY. THIS STORY HAS BEEN EDITED FROM IT'S ORIGINAL FORMAT!

The Pickle Of: How RAWA became Community Manager!

[Dr CrisGer]: It was a dark and stormy night......
[Lynnutte]: And Rand showed up to say...
[Lynnutte]: Yes. Every good story starts with Rand showing up to say something. lol
[Sel]: "Ellipses... make me sound more... suspenseful..."
[Sel]: rawa.... go... order some... m-m-m...ore ellipses...
[Church]: RAWA filled his arms with maps and grabbed a notebook with his last spare finger, then headed into teh cavern to find ellipses.
[Dr CrisGer]: Suddenly a maintainer appeared......
[Lynnutte]: "Wait! You can't go in there!" he shouts
[Church]: maintainer shouted not to go into there at RAWA while looking for ellipses[Sel]: "didn't your mother tell you not to take punctuation that didn't belong to you?" the maintainer snapped
[Church]: "uh what" said Rawa as he turned around and dropped a nice drawing of shroomie.
[DimensionTraveler Calumon]: "I have no Idea what you just said" He continued. "But could you not shout in my ears?"
[Dr CrisGer]: The maintainer smiled and appologized saying, sorry, but i was excitied..we just found a Bahro in the city.
[Lesli]: "oh sorry but you shouldn't have shouted in my ear like that." Rawa said.
[Lynnutte]: "I just got orders from the head honcho himself and came down here to find a good hiding place till I can remember what it was he wanted me to do." said Rawa
[Sel]: the maintiner smiled nerviously at the highly-strung historian and began to badly mime his next sentence in fear of being too loud.
[Church]: RAWA realized that he did indeed have punctuation. He took off his baseball cap that he always wears and gave back the missing comma to the maintainer.
[DimensionTraveler Calumon]: "Well, I'm sorry for the trouble. I'm not after commas, but...what was it again?" Rawa scratched his head, now forgetting what he was after..
[Dr CrisGer]: The maintainer pulls out a map and a list of punctiation marks that can be found in the city....
[Lesli]: "Now where can i find that exclaimation point?" he muttered to himself
[Lynnutte]: "I think Rand may have been looking for a place to put all those extra periods that kept cropping up in his sentences." Rawa muttered while looking over the maintainers shoulder at the map.
[Sel]: Pale spread across the maintainter's face as his pathological fear of ellipses (that's a group of periods btw) was ignited once again. It had started in the Spring of 1986...
[Church]: RAWA watched as the walls of the cavern got all wavy as he was drawn into the maintainer's flashback....
[DimensionTraveler Calumon]: The Maintainer had been working at a keyboard factory then, it was a very big factory, one which produced a different key every day.
[Dr CrisGer]: His first job had been to tune the Key of C to C.....
[Lesli]: his second one was printing the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs
[Sel]: The next logical step was the . keys. "ELAINEEEEE!" shouted the maintainter as the twinkly harp music fell dead and the flashback drew to a sudden close.
[DimensionTraveler Calumon]: "Well, I was expecting something more tragic, like...I don't know... The week's batch of Period keys nearly crushing you alive!"
[Dr CrisGer]: Rustling the map loudly the maintinaer drew RAWA's attention to the danger of the Great Stair being buried by a slowly sliding pile of Question Marks that lay under the Cautious Optomisim Clock....
[Lesli]: "HOLY COW!!!" Rawa exclaimed "lots of question marks!"
[Lynnutte]: "If only Cyan would open the cavern to the fans... with all those extra hands, we would have this whole mess cleared up in days!" the maintainer yelled, shaking his fist in Cyans general direction.
[Sel]: Back in Cyan HQ, Chogon and Rand stamped to the naughty chair, shamed and confused with why they even had one in the first place.
[Church]: RAWA slowly started backing out of the room to try to find the ellipses.
[DimensionTraveler Calumon]: His progress was stopped, however, by a Bahro with a Machette made up of an !
[Dr CrisGer]: Ah ha, the Maintainer cried, there is that pesky Bahro called HURRY UP!
[Lesli]: and the bahro ran off and exclaimed as it stole a car and drove out of sight "oh shoot don't shoot me!
[Lynnutte]: I only brought a knife!"
[Sel]: RAWA wasn't sure if he was in Uru or Grand Theft Bahro, but decided he should really go check on the staircase before the question marks could grow any further.
[DimensionTraveler Calumon]: "By the maker! Whatever you do! Don't press the red "Stop the Question marks" Button! whatever you!doooooooooooooo!"
[Dr CrisGer]: RAWA went ahead and pressed the button anyway..to see what would happen. :)
[Lesli]: Then the question marks turned into masks and floated onto everyones faces
[Lynnutte]: Surprised, RAWA tore the mask from his face and noticed a foot laying motionless on the staircase.
[Sel]: RAWA knew it was a bad idea to talk to feet you didn't know (who knows where they've been), but this was an emergency... "Excuse me, do you know anything about all of... this?"
[Church]: The foot responded "Why yes I do! Can your see that thee's from a tree?"
[DimensionTraveler Calumon]: "Uh..." Rawa blinked. "Where's the rest of you?"
[Dr CrisGer]: "Forsooth" said the foot, "I have been De feeted. I surrender" and it hopped down the stair and into th elake.
[Lesli]: "I wonder where the maintainer is?" RAWA wondered "He couldn't have gone far, or was that foot his foot?" He shivers lightly
[Lynnutte]: Cool!
[Lynnutte]: Shrugging off the uneasy feeling, Rawa began climbing the stairs in search of a pile of perplexing periods.
[Sel]: on his way he encountered a rogue hyphen, 2 quote marks and a tub of low fat cream cheese but not a single period was to be seen.
[Church]: Struck by an idea- RAWA approached the pile of questiuon marks overwheling the stairs...
[DimensionTraveler Calumon]: He picked one up, and forcefully removed the dot off the bottom. "That's one."
[Dr CrisGer]: RAWA nimbly leaped high in the air and opening his Relto Book swiftly linked all the question marks to Rand's Relto for him to talk to later.
[Lesli]: just when RAWA thought they were all gone one started dancing and knocked him out.
[Lynnutte]: Much to his dismay, he was having such a lovely dream about.... well never mind what it was about, Rawa Is awaked by someone shaking him and yelling in his ears.
[Sel]: it's never a good thing when you wake up and a strange german family is dancing madly on your chest and yelling, thought rawa, as the little people jigged their way into his ears
[Church]: as his vision continued to clear the maintainer screaming at him came into view. Rand stuck his head in the room just at this time and said....
[DimensionTraveler Calumon]: "I send you for Elipses and you bring back a loud Maintainer, Rawa! You're the new community manager!"
[Dr CrisGer]: The German family all cheered loudly, and danced happily to the sounds of the Beach Boys Bahro Band.
[Lesli]: RAWA pinches himself to see if its a dream, then he wakes up to find zombies fighting over him so they can eat him
[Lynnutte]: As RAWA watches the zombies fighting, he says not too quietly to himself, "That is the LAST time I eat any brownies made by Phil!"
[Sel]: Phil's brownie recipe was handed down for generations through his family, somewhat suprsisingly as they were usually unconscious due to dessert.
[Church]: "But they are very tasty!" thought RAWA as he rubbed his eyes to find Rand smacking him with a question mark.
[DimensionTraveler Calumon]: "Oi! Didn't you hear me? I said you were community manager! I guess the shock must be too much for you."
[Lesli]: "Thank goodness that was only a dream!" RAWA said.
[Lynnutte]: "You expect me to manage that bunch of rabble rousing, , code hacking, demanding bunch of ungrateful ..... nerfherders? "RAWA exclaimed while picking up the nearest exclaimation mark.
[Church]: "Well yes. because you see- they love you and you them.. um you've never met any of them have you?" Rand hoped....
[DimensionTraveler Calumon]: Rawa was about to say something else when a Bahro army armed with cone launching Gravity guns barged into the room.
[Lesli]: "CRAP! I never thought that many bahros hated me!" RAWA said.
[Lynnutte]: Smacking RAWA upside the head, Rand yelled "It was you that started this whole war!?? RUN!"
[DimensionTraveler Calumon]: Just then, a soilder man with a british accent walked into the room, he said the following: "This is all to silly. I don't like silly."


AND SO ENDS THE FABLE TALE OF HOW RAWA BECAME COMMUNITY MANAGER.

The Wizard's Son.

Check the title!

_Dt

HOLY HOLY HOLY MACKERAL! Can It be...!!?

Quabinahatquabinahatquabinahatquabinahat!

EXTRA EXTRA!

MYST: THE BOOK OF TI'ANA, THE MOVIE HAS BEEN GREENLIGHTED!!!!!

THIS! IS! AWESOME!

I'M SO Excited that I'm typing in random fonts!!!

YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

_DT

LOPMON SHINKAAA...!

Tsuruya Evolved into her Champion Stage!

:grin:

Everyone give her a round of applause!

/clap

/cheer

{See other digimon through the digivice: }

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Is it "The End" yet?

See the title link.

OR: See HERE or HERE for alternative threads.

SO:

Combine Super Portal, or Out of controll Missile?

What do you think? Will we be turned into zombies by Head Crab invasion and Combine armies OR is the world doomed for mass invasion by the Military?

So, what is this? Do you think?

I don't have the foggiest clue. But, this is certainly one for the books.

_DT

Kazi CG'd.

Click the title for the post.



:)

EDITED TO NEW PIC.

_DT

Blast from the past.

Sound familiar?

*nods along to the song*

Man, Tv songs like this just don't come along all that often.

_DT

The Half-Life of Gordon Freeman Episode Four.

New chapter from UruExplorer DTC,

Title: The HalfLife of Gordon Freeman

Category 1: Half-Life
Category 2: Haruhi Suzumiya series


Chapter 4 Title: If only it was THAT simple!
Words: 1,699
Genre(s): Adventure/Sci-Fi
Rating: Rated: T
Summary: Gordon "Kyon" Freeman works at Black Mesa along with his friend Nova Tsuruya. Follow the events leading up to, through, and after the Reasonance Cascade. Inspired by "Freeman's Mind" of which belongs to R.S.

Link located here.

_DT

THE MALL OF THE DEAD!

So, see that Link up there, in the title?

It's an RollPlayingGame Forum. We need players. Please join in.

CLICK HERE! PLEASEEE!!!