COMIC NUMBER ELEVEN!
I hate aliens. OR: Space...The final...Place for bad teleportation mutations to occur...
Alien One (Vissy Red):
Begin the teleportation sequence.
Alien two: (Vissy blue):
Energize.
*DOOOOooo...Huuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm....*
???:
*beams aboard*
A1:
*disgusted*
Sweet Mother of Karzahnii in a gravy boat! What did you do to it?!
A2:
Nothing, sir! I sware! It appears to be some sort of feed back radation loop.
???:
*groans*
A1:
SEND IT BACK! SEND IT BACK!
A2:
Energize!
*DOOOO....huuuuuuuumm....*
Comic twelve: ...I'm A WHAT!? OR: Should you tell him, or should I?
*eyes close*
*DOOOO....huuuuuuuumm....*
*muffled voices*
*groan*
A1: (disembodied)
SEND IT BACK!!!
A2: (disembodied)
Energize!
*DOOOO....Huuuuuuuuumm....*
*eyes open then close*
*shiiik* *Zap*
*shiiik* *Zap*
*shiiik* *Zap*
*shiiik* *Zap*
*shiiik* *Zap*
*groans*
Stranger:
Hey! He's waking up!
Kazi:
Oh, so he is.
???:
Ugh....My head...
Stranger:
*closes eyes*
???:
Hey...What the...?
Kazi:
Should you tell him, or should I?
???:
What the...?!
Stranger:
Do the honors my friend.
???:
I'm...I'm...
Kazi:
...You're a couple of chunks of plastic in a combined form to make a toy. A children's toy to be precise.
???:
I'M A NUHVOK VA!!?
Kazi:
He thinks he's dreaming. How naieve.
Nuhvok Va/???:
*colapses*
Stranger:
Let him rest. I have a feeling he'll need it.
COMIC13: It's Friday the...No, wait, it's Monday... OR: Time for some backstory!
"A Long, long time ago..."
"...In a galaxy far away!"
"Kate, wrong song!"
"Sorry, Cal! Sorry!"
*sigh* "Anyways...It was a bright sunny day here in...where it is that this comic takes place..."
"And a strange wave length signal was finially reaching it's destination. Swarms of strange creatures were just awakening from their long made slumber."
"These creatures are called Bohrok. And they have one purpose...To clean..."
"...Every single spot off of my stovetop oven!"
*sigh* "Yes, well, still...To clean the Island of Mata Nui of vegetation, and return it to a chunk of rock in the sea."
"Too bad that that's where the signal originally started from. Deep in a city called Metru Nui, a Toa of Sonics had unleashed a small swarm of Bohrok to battle invaders."
"Too bad his signal reached out of the Matoran Universe and through an interdimensional crack into our world."
TAHNOK! Bohrok of the Flame!
Melts Anything With It's Flame Blasters!
GAHLOK! Bohrok of the Water!
Creates Flash Floods With It's Shields!
PAHRAK! Bohrok of the Stone!
Crushes Solid Stone Like Salt With It's Pounders!
NUHVOK! Bohrok of the Earth!
Digs Through Anything With It's Claws!
LEHVAK! Bohrok of the Swamp!
Melts Anything With It's Acid Shooters!
KOHRAK! Bohrok of the Ice!
Freezes Everything Then Shatters It With It's Saws!!
"Each has a unique power, they never give up, and are drivven by creatures called Krana."
"Bohrok toys all over the world awaken to find their way to Mata Nui, and cleanse the island."
"And so begins our tale..."
"In the next comic!"
_DTC
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